i googled “i didnt choose the thug life the thug life chose me” and found this
“NO GRANDMA. YOU GET ONE ICE POP!”
“fuq off ya little shit i own this town”
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
Everything. Everything about this picture.
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air
What is your guilty pleasure? x
if anyone ever tells u that u arent cute
omfg that tag