Saving People, Hunting Things: The Family Business


iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

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houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

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#BEST #LOL #about me



animatedtext:

requested by likemahstatus1536

animatedtext:

requested by 

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abcnewsofficial:

COME ON YALL, LETS GETS SICKENING!!!!

abcnewsofficial:

COME ON YALL, LETS GETS SICKENING!!!!

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#OMG #OMGGGGG #LOL



oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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#about me #lol



claphne:

child

why u scream

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zwinkceski:

Autocorrect, stop correcting food to good. I know my good is delicious.

…goddamnit

1 month ago with 2 notes — via zwinkceski
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pleasedotheneedful:

me @ the club

pleasedotheneedful:

me @ the club

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#LOL #music