The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
COME ON YALL, LETS GETS SICKENING!!!!
we reblog the clothes we think we deserve
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
why u scream
Autocorrect, stop correcting food to good. I know my good is delicious.
me @ the club
See if you can spot the problem
I feel like you either have to really try or really, REALLY fuck up for this to happen