Saving People, Hunting Things: The family Business

For Alyssa.

Because I’m her Halucifer, and she’s my Sam.

How I Treat My Close Friends

Me: Yo, bitch, get the fuck over here!
Me: Excuse me, bitch, did I ask for you opinion?
Me: Did I ask if you cared?
Me: Did I ask what you wanted?
Me: JK, I love you.
Me: ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE WHEN I CALL YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!
Me: IF YOU DON'T PICK UP THE GOSHDAMN PHONE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!
Me: WE ARE HANGING OUT TODAY, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Me: No, you don't get a choice in the matter!
Me: I know you love me. You love to hate me.
Me: Oh, my gosh. I bet everyone thinks we're dating. We're always freaking together. We go out to eat together. I buy you stuff, you buy me stuff. I pick up the check, you pick up the check. Everyone always sees us together! WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!
Me: Fuck. That guy totally thinks we're dating.
Me: Oh, what's friendship without a little homosexuality?! I EAT RAINBOWS FOR BREAKFAST!
Me: Hey, can you go throw this away for me?
Me: Can you get that for me?
Me: Shit. Can you answer that text for me?
Me: Can you drive me somewhere?
Me: Can you come pick me up?
Me: Can you hand me that?
Me: Can I eat your chips?
Me: Can I have something to drink?
Me: Can I spend the night?
Me: Let's eat all your food.
Me: NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MY HOUSE.
Me: OH, HELL NAW. I KNOW A BITCH DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON ME.
Me: SAY HI TO ME, DAMNIT!
Me: Oh, my gosh, I love you so much.
Me: You are so fucking hilarious.
Me: You make my day.
Me: You are seriously my best friend.
Me: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Can you repeat that?
Me: Stop distracting me! I'm trying to answer a text!
Me: Can I borrow your clothes?
Me: Bitch, look at me when I'm talking to you!
Me: No, not that song! Pick another one!
Me: Pay attention to me, I'm bored!
Me: I'm going to send you a thousand text messages untill you either wake up or answer me.

6 months ago with 5 notes

#myftm #the truth #I'm horrible #but the thing is - all my friends love me #I don't know why #I'm the abusive one in the relationship #Jk #Lol #They do it too #This is how we all treat each other. #My friends are better than yours #oh angel baby #liesofaliar #friends #bff #best friends #chat #dialogue #meme

6 months ago with 2448 notes — via thabutlerdidit, © bstinsons

#No but really - this kids facial expressions. #This is me in a nutshell. #I swear I make those faces to everything. #oh angel baby #liesofaliar #about me

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I love you all, and I am very grateful and thankful for you!

6 months ago with 3 notes

#myftm #this goes to all of my followers #but I would like to shout out to my close friends #timeforthrillingheroics #oh angel baby #liesofaliar #canishoother #mommabundy #kissesandwine #shit I'm forgetting some people aren't I? #WELL I LOVE YOU

So, last weekend I went to Georgia and got to visit Danny

timeforthrillingheroics:

The first night, Danny warned me that he talks in his sleep - no big deal, I’m a fairly heavy sleeper. However, I had a cold and I woke myself up coughing… I guess I disturbed his slumber because he rolls over muttering, “Sorry, Crowley!”

Since I’m ALWAYS awake first, it was my job to wake him. His text message sound is Crowley saying, “Hello Darling.” So…rather than nudge him or something, I just send him a text. When he wakes up, he has no recollection of this. No memories of a dream regarding Crowley. Nothing. But apparently somehow in his sleep he felt the need to apologize to the king of hell and then said king woke him up. This is our lives, people.

Also on the trip down I got to meet Alyssa - I made her and Danny help with GISHWHES shenanigans like playing duck duck goose with real ducks and geese (pictures coming soon) and making an epic hair hat.

I also got to hang out a little with Levi and Paige. Needless to say, it was awesome and I miss everyone and I NEED A FREAKING TELEPORTATION DEVICE.

It must have been a good fucking dream. xD

7 months ago with 5 notes — via thabutlerdidit

#shenanigans #liesofaliar #Gishwhes #kissesandwine #mommabundy #crowley #supernatural #growley #in which I am gabriel #of course #about me #myftm #timeforthrillingheroics #oh angel baby

timeforthrillingheroics:

Feeding the ducks at GSU. Basically buttering them up for a game of Duck, Duck, Goose.

7 months ago with 3 notes — via thabutlerdidit

#ducks #gsu #shenanigans #kissesandwine #liesofaliar #timeforthrillingheroics #oh angel baby #myftm

OBAMA WON GUYS ITS OKAY WERE ALL GONNA BE OKAY

7 months ago with 100 notes — via jazzirella, © foralltheair-thatsinyourlungs

#myftm #oh angel baby #liesofaliar

liesofaliar replied to your post: IT’S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YEAH. I KNOW. YOU WOKE ME UP THIS MORNING WITH 18 TEXT MESSAGES.

LAWWWWWLLL

7 months ago with 2 notes

#liesofaliar #myftm #oh angel baby

Tumblr Crushes:

7 months ago with 1 notes

#crowleyismyco-pilot #liesofaliar #timeforthrillingheroics #2spookywinchesters #thespacebetweenwrongandright #mommabundy #dustontheshelf #superfreakingnatural #the-absolute-funniest-posts

liesofaliar replied to your post: liesofaliar replied to your post: SHIT!!!! SOMEONE…

Where?!

University Villas

7 months ago with 0 notes

#liesofaliar

liesofaliar replied to your post: SHIT!!!! SOMEONE ON CAMPUS JUST DIED!! HOLY FUCK!

WHAT?!

Yeah, dude. I called all my friends who live over there and who have given me their numbers to make sure they were still alive. As far as I know, it wasn’t anyone I know.

7 months ago with 1 notes

#liesofaliar

Hi I’m Daniel and I leave my Tumblr open for Alyssa to mess with

8 months ago with 0 notes

#liesofaliar #loves you

Tumblr Crushes:

8 months ago with 0 notes

#winchestielock #timeforthrillingheroics #liesofaliar #the-absolute-funniest-posts #lesbiansandunicorns #dont-call-me-shurley #gorditarubia #thosefuckingangels #i-am-elijarlem

So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time.
I’ve been a bad boy, and it’s plain to see!
So why do good girls fall in love with me?!

#good girls bad guys #falling in reverse #the drug in me is you #liesofaliar #Alyssa got me addicted to this song. #oh angel baby #This reminds me of Zay and Delaney. #Plus...I just like it. #timeforthrillingheroics #music #songs #tunes #ipod

@Daniel:

liesofaliar:

STUDY!

WE NEED TO WATCH THE LAST TWO EPISODES!

STOP READING THIS ON TUMBLR.

STUDY. FOR. CHEMISTRY.

YES IM TELLING YOU TO DO THIS IN THE ONE PLACE YOU SHOULDNT BE.

I DON’T WANT TO! DDDD;

8 months ago with 3 notes — via setting-myself-up-for-sarcasm

#liesofaliar