Because I’m her Halucifer, and she’s my Sam.
How I Treat My Close Friends
- Me: Yo, bitch, get the fuck over here!
- Me: Excuse me, bitch, did I ask for you opinion?
- Me: Did I ask if you cared?
- Me: Did I ask what you wanted?
- Me: JK, I love you.
- Me: ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE WHEN I CALL YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!
- Me: IF YOU DON'T PICK UP THE GOSHDAMN PHONE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!
- Me: WE ARE HANGING OUT TODAY, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
- Me: No, you don't get a choice in the matter!
- Me: I know you love me. You love to hate me.
- Me: Oh, my gosh. I bet everyone thinks we're dating. We're always freaking together. We go out to eat together. I buy you stuff, you buy me stuff. I pick up the check, you pick up the check. Everyone always sees us together! WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!
- Me: Fuck. That guy totally thinks we're dating.
- Me: Oh, what's friendship without a little homosexuality?! I EAT RAINBOWS FOR BREAKFAST!
- Me: Hey, can you go throw this away for me?
- Me: Can you get that for me?
- Me: Shit. Can you answer that text for me?
- Me: Can you drive me somewhere?
- Me: Can you come pick me up?
- Me: Can you hand me that?
- Me: Can I eat your chips?
- Me: Can I have something to drink?
- Me: Can I spend the night?
- Me: Let's eat all your food.
- Me: NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MY HOUSE.
- Me: OH, HELL NAW. I KNOW A BITCH DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON ME.
- Me: SAY HI TO ME, DAMNIT!
- Me: Oh, my gosh, I love you so much.
- Me: You are so fucking hilarious.
- Me: You make my day.
- Me: You are seriously my best friend.
- Me: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Can you repeat that?
- Me: Stop distracting me! I'm trying to answer a text!
- Me: Can I borrow your clothes?
- Me: Bitch, look at me when I'm talking to you!
- Me: No, not that song! Pick another one!
- Me: Pay attention to me, I'm bored!
- Me: I'm going to send you a thousand text messages untill you either wake up or answer me.
I love you all, and I am very grateful and thankful for you!
So, last weekend I went to Georgia and got to visit Danny
The first night, Danny warned me that he talks in his sleep - no big deal, I’m a fairly heavy sleeper. However, I had a cold and I woke myself up coughing… I guess I disturbed his slumber because he rolls over muttering, “Sorry, Crowley!”
Since I’m ALWAYS awake first, it was my job to wake him. His text message sound is Crowley saying, “Hello Darling.” So…rather than nudge him or something, I just send him a text. When he wakes up, he has no recollection of this. No memories of a dream regarding Crowley. Nothing. But apparently somehow in his sleep he felt the need to apologize to the king of hell and then said king woke him up. This is our lives, people.
Also on the trip down I got to meet Alyssa - I made her and Danny help with GISHWHES shenanigans like playing duck duck goose with real ducks and geese (pictures coming soon) and making an epic hair hat.
I also got to hang out a little with Levi and Paige. Needless to say, it was awesome and I miss everyone and I NEED A FREAKING TELEPORTATION DEVICE.
It must have been a good fucking dream. xD
Feeding the ducks at GSU. Basically buttering them up for a game of Duck, Duck, Goose.
OBAMA WON GUYS ITS OKAY WERE ALL GONNA BE OKAY
liesofaliar replied to your post: IT’S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!1
YEAH. I KNOW. YOU WOKE ME UP THIS MORNING WITH 18 TEXT MESSAGES.
liesofaliar replied to your post: SHIT!!!! SOMEONE ON CAMPUS JUST DIED!! HOLY FUCK!
Yeah, dude. I called all my friends who live over there and who have given me their numbers to make sure they were still alive. As far as I know, it wasn’t anyone I know.
Hi I’m Daniel and I leave my Tumblr open for Alyssa to mess with
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time.
I’ve been a bad boy, and it’s plain to see!
So why do good girls fall in love with me?!
WE NEED TO WATCH THE LAST TWO EPISODES!
STOP READING THIS ON TUMBLR.
STUDY. FOR. CHEMISTRY.
YES IM TELLING YOU TO DO THIS IN THE ONE PLACE YOU SHOULDNT BE.
I DON’T WANT TO! DDDD;