Saving People, Hunting Things: The family Business

how would I kill you? Easy. Just gonna stand there and watch you burn. Well that's alright because you like the way it hurts. Just gonna stand there and hear you cry. Well, that's alright because I love the way you lie. Wait... that's wrong...

LOLL.

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#joannabeth #applyingthewrongremedy #ask

vivacious-and-restless replied to your post: GOODBYE CCRUEL WORLDDDDDDD

WHAT HAP WAT

jrnyofmylifetime replied to your post: GOODBYE CCRUEL WORLDDDDDDD

What is this from…..? o.O

joannabeth replied to your post: GOODBYE CCRUEL WORLDDDDDDD

OMG Alyssa. Lol

Alyssa likes to steal my phone/computer and post on my Tumblr bc she’s

3 months ago with 2 notes

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joannabeth replied to your post: Ok. I ate so much candy that I feel kinda sick…

….Proud of you bb

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joannabeth replied to your post: I really do think the whole world should appreciate the fact that I’m not a serial killer.

I appreciate it :3

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joannabeth replied to your post: And then this was me this morning: And this will…

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joannabeth replied to your quote: “Older men are hotter men.” — Wow. LOL. Yeah. I…

WHY WERE YOU STILL UP AT 4:26 AM DANIEL!?

NO DON’T BE UPSET WITH ME I’M SORRY I CAN’T I TRIED

5 months ago with 0 notes

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joannabeth said:

6, 11, 13, 16, 21, 27, 33, 44. There. XD

Heeeee, thanks. xDD
I answered some of these in my previous ask, so I’ll just copy and paste and edit it for you. <33334

6: Age you get mistaken for

A lot of people usually think that I’m a junior in college, so I guess in my 20’s. SO I LOOK LIKE I’M OLDER, AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE YOUNGER. It works.

11: Best friend?

You. LOL.
Alyssa
Brandon and Laney
Linda

13: Biggest turn ons

DUDE THIS IS A HARD ONE OMG. Uhm…I’m just gonna say anything in the BDSM realm. I also enjoy porn and erotica. Lol. You already know this!

16: I’ll love you if

You don’t leave me, whatever that looks like.

21: What I love most about myself

I think that I make a really good friend. I think I am able to make people laugh and smile and feel good about themselves. I enjoy that about myself.

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

LOL.
Well…She’s super beautiful, inside and out. I mean, she doesn’t see it, but she is. She thinks she needs makeup and perfect hair and a model body, but she doesn’t. She’s just as beautiful when she’s dolled up as when she wakes up in the morning or gets home from work. She has these really big, deep, striking, gorgeous eyes…and a killer smile and laugh. Her teeth a really white and straight, and she has a nice complexion.
Apart from this, she’s a wonderful person. We go together perfectly. She’s the substrate to my enzyme, and I don’t know what I would do without her. When no one else is there - when no one else understands me - she is; she does. She’s willing to do anything for me because she loves and cares about me more than anyone. She probably knows me better than I know myself, and I love how we’re into the same things. I love how she’s more than just my girl - she’s my best friend.

33: What words make me feel the best about myself