Saving People, Hunting Things: The family Business
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health
• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anythingTo want to quit life daily.
Daily.
I hate registration
die
I think I’m going to reread all of the Dexter books…probably over Spring Break, in between playing a lot of video games, writing, and tumbling.
I think I’m going to stay up all night.
I just finished my math.
Now I’m going to study for my English quiz, and then I’m going to eat ravioli and play video games untill it’s time to take a shower and go to class. I’ll nap later, if I even need to.
I CAN CLEAN EVERYTHING SPOTLESS NOW AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT ALL BEING MESSED UP THE VERY NEXT DAY BECAUSE OF HER!!!!!!!!!11111111
IT’S ACTUALLY WORTH CLEANING NOW
I CAN CLEAN
I JUST SPENT THE LAST TWO HOURS SCRUBBING EVERYTHING SPOTLESS - THE FLOORS, THE COUNTERS, THE APPLIANCES THE OVEN, THE BATHROOM, THE DOORS, SOME OF THE WALLS, THE SINKS. OMG. IT SMELLS LIKE LEMONS, AND EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AGAIN.
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW GLAD I AM THAT SHE’S GONE.
TOMORROW I VACUUM
Edit: My fucking hands are burned and pruny and have a few colored spots on them from excessive cleaning. BUT I AM PROUD
Omg you guise I don’t even with my floormates right now lmao
We’ve left multiple notes like this, but she keeps ignoring them and putting the air on heat at 73.
We agreed at the beginning of the year that three out of four of us wanted the air to stay cool, around 69 or 70. Even when we say something to her now, she just pretends like she didn’t know or didn’t do it.
So.
I left another note. The pink one.
And put it on cool at 64.
And if she keeps ignoring it, I’ll just leave more notes, and they’re going to get progressively worse.
I don’t care if I’m being a bitch anymore.
Fight fire with fire. I’m angry.
And I’m not going to the CL, because he won’t know the whole situation, and nothing will get worked out that way, anyway. Besides, he creeps me out.
Anyway.
hOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?!1
I’m sorry you guys have to put up with me.
I don’t think my roommate realizes what I’m capable of
Fuck you…
Just
Sincerely,
I was trying to take a test
We’ll see how she likes that.
setting-myself-up-for-sarcasm replied to your post: Roommate is having really loud sex?
DO IT, DO IT RIGHT NOW, AT FULL VOLUME, OR I WILL NOT ROLEPLAY WITH YOU EVER XD
I DID.
I DID IT.
I HAVE
That’s cool.
I’ll just play this song really loud:
