Saving People, Hunting Things: The family Business


ask-joker:

I don’t know, can you?

6 days ago with 30 notes — via ask-joker
#joker #batman



6 days ago with 44 notes — via ask-joker
#lmao #joker #batman #bane



ask-joker:

Courtesy of Haus of Joker (pronounced zsokehr).

(actually, Gambol’s grandma sewed these for me, but don’t tell anyone)

6 days ago with 43 notes — via ask-joker
#lmao #joker #batman



ask-joker:

Actually, I haven’t read it, so I guess you can compare my feelings towards it to Dent’s left eyelid.
They’re not quite there, you know.

ask-joker:

Actually, I haven’t read it, so I guess you can compare my feelings towards it to Dent’s left eyelid.

They’re not quite there, you know.

6 days ago with 17 notes — via ask-joker
#lmao #joker #batman



ask-joker:

Experimented with my hair.

6 days ago with 97 notes — via ask-joker
#lmao #joker #batman



ask-joker:

That’s how I do it, anyway.

6 days ago with 208 notes — via ask-joker
#lmao #joker #batman



Anonymous said:

Where do babies come from?

ask-joker:

To answer that, I’d have to explain the concept of parents, and Batman might find that offensive. Sorry.

6 days ago with 94 notes — via ask-joker
#lmao #joker #batman



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singingtomysoul:

arseniccupcakes:

SO MUCH LADY LOVE

I LOVE GISELLE YOU GUYS 

No, but what gets me in this movie

is that every woman is beautiful to Giselle.

Women who wear suits and aren’t cute and petite. Women with wide hips and large rear ends and small breasts. Women who are black and white and every other ethnicity she came across, I’m sure. Women with straight hair and natural hair and grey hair. Older women and middle-aged women and young women.

Everyone is beautiful to Giselle. There’s no reason anyone wouldn’t be beautiful. There’s no reason beauty should ever be just one thing, that being a princess should ever be just one thing.

Everyone is a princess to Giselle, and if one of the princesses politely corrected her and said they were a prince she’d probably nod earnestly and talk about how dashing and handsome they looked too.

6 days ago with 130490 notes — via canishoother, © gelphie



Good, you promised. No backing out.

6 days ago with 87068 notes — via slaythegayaway, © dixonchesters
#kid movies



"I’ve always resented the fact that when a cop drives by I feel paranoid instead of protected."
— Buddy Wakefield   (via ihateallofyou666)
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#about me #quotes



kingjaffejoffer:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA

Are you fucking kidding me

kingjaffejoffer:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA

Are you fucking kidding me

1 week ago with 160684 notes — via slaythegayaway, © yodiscrepo
#lmao



starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

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#I hate those people #lol



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#fuck #hot #captain america



jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

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#for future reference