Reblog if you post about any of the following and I’ll probably follow you;
-Orange is the New Black
-Rizzoli & Isles
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I don’t get it? My brain is tired from exams please explain.
So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat.
Bet her car smells fucking delicious
For all my fellow american friends, 40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit.
I’d like you all to know that I could do this in my room.
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
OMG YES ITS BACK
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
REAL DEATH NOTE!
This is the greatest thing in the fucking world
I laughed my fucking ass off
must watch for all Death Note fans
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
I’m going to cry
that is absolutely horrifying.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
Why am I finding out about this now??
"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human
GET ME STARTED
ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
I am so, so horrified by these. I don’t know why I am sharing this incredibly off-topic thing on here, other than that I am hoping someone else shares my COMPLETE HORROR AHHHHH. I usually think jellyfish are beautiful but AGGGH.
I think these are beautiful and wondrous and alien, but I can see why someone would find them disturbing.
Bruh the blue just made it all the better
Keke done finally experienced her come up