Saving People, Hunting Things: The Family Business


3 months ago with 27024 notes — via mayday-mayday-earth-to-bitches, © louisxxviii
#LOL



zwinkceski:

Colorful baths!
(something I did with my friend Bex - imafuckingfaerybitch)

You need:
Bubble bath
Regular food coloring
Spray bottle

Here’s how:
Just take some bubble bath and pour it into the tub by the closed drain. Turn on the water and let the bubbles and water build up.

Then pick the color of your choice and empty it’s contents into a hole in the bubbles. Use your hands to stir the bath water and distribute the coloring.

Fill the spray bottle with water and then pick the second color of your choice. Use enough of the coloring in the spray bottle to make it highly concentrated. Then you can spray the colored water on the bubbles and paint them whatever color you choose.

When your done with all that, you can take a nice relaxing bath in your favorite colors.

This is fun for anyone, and it can be relaxing, like color therapy.

The colored water does not dye your skin or the bathtub.

3 months ago with 9 notes — via zwinkceski
#cool #for future reference



zwinkceski:

Autocorrect, stop correcting food to good. I know my good is delicious.

…goddamnit

3 months ago with 2 notes — via zwinkceski
#lol #happens to me all the time #about me



3 months ago with 7121 notes — via faultedhavenbs, © quotelounge
#about me



h0llo:

im just waitin for some mysterious person to come into my life and tell me i am the chosen one for some crazy ass mission thing which will be no surprise to me cuz i rock n i kick butt n then ill save the world but in a cool n badass way n probably look hot as heck while doing it 

3 months ago with 135647 notes — via brainrainbows, © h0llo
#this kind of happened to me #and it's not as great as it sounds #it fucks you up #and I don't want something like this again #I just want to be badass on my own and let people admire me #myftm



pleasedotheneedful:

me @ the club

pleasedotheneedful:

me @ the club

3 months ago with 484334 notes — via mayday-mayday-earth-to-bitches, © jake--from--statefarm
#lol



revengeance:

novena5:

revengeance:

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

Waterfall

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

3 months ago with 90819 notes — via imafuckingfaerybitch, © revengeance
#lollllll



3 months ago with 18102 notes — via imafuckingfaerybitch, © itsvondell
#LOL #music




Nigga isn't a slur stupid. It means brother.. I'm just as entitled to that word as much as anyone else is. Just please stop being racist towards whites.

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

-Elijah

3 months ago with 5521 notes — via imafuckingfaerybitch, © whitepeoplesaidwhat
#omg



nickfonts:

thefuuuucomics:

there are so many things going on at the same time

The duck poops

nickfonts:

thefuuuucomics:

there are so many things going on at the same time

The duck poops

3 months ago with 109843 notes — via imafuckingfaerybitch, © kittiezandtittiez
#LOL #birds #cats



3 months ago with 715 notes — via imafuckingfaerybitch, © charliehammerphotographs
#pretty



Hangin out with the bae <3

3 months ago with 11 notes
#lingerie #makeup #sexy #nsfw #bdsm #imafuckingfaerybitch #zwink is gonna kill me #lmao #myftm



a simplified guide to sexualities
3 months ago with 192822 notes — via imafuckingfaerybitch, © clgdoublelifts
#lol



imafuckingfaerybitch:

iwinsoiwin:

See if you can spot the problem

I feel like you either have to really try or really, REALLY fuck up for this to happen

imafuckingfaerybitch:

iwinsoiwin:

See if you can spot the problem

I feel like you either have to really try or really, REALLY fuck up for this to happen

3 months ago with 9 notes — via imafuckingfaerybitch, © iwinsoiwin
#LOL #yes



3 months ago with 5 notes — via zwinkceski
#nice #pretty