Saving People, Hunting Things: The Family Business


radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

1 month ago with 209888 notes — via janesfoster, © radioirwin
#hahahaha



peggingwithmalik:

miss-andrea:

Why the hell was there a black guy in Maleficent?

These people are living in medieval Europe very far detached from any sort of ocean or sea. I’d be amazed if they had even invented a boat yet. Where the hell did the black guy come from?

there were fairies, monsters created from roots, and a fucking crow that could shapeshift into a man in Maleficent and the most unrealistic thing to you in the entire movie was a black guy

1 month ago with 111202 notes — via westbor0baptistchurch, © miss-andrea
#wow



iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

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#lol



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#lol #mark pellegrino



burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

1 month ago with 131921 notes — via paintedfortheblind
#about me



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#LOLLL #cats



1 month ago with 25177 notes — via brainrainbows, © -ryan
#uhm #Lol



gothamart:

Turn Off by Agustinus

gothamart:

Turn Off by Agustinus

1 month ago with 717 notes — via gothamart
#batman #batgirl #supergirl



houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

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#BEST #LOL #about me



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2 months ago with 13475 notes — via paintedfortheblind, © animatedtext
#Lol #lit humor



That last picture is the picture I brought in to show my new salonist what I wanted done. She did a fucking marvelous job, and I’m so happy with it. I didn’t think I would be able to get cool colors in my hair because I’ve been dying it jet black for years now, but she managed to strip my hair without damaging it. She was really good about working with me and listening to me about what I wanted. She was patient, and we worked together through each step to take it slow to make sure it came out as something I would like. I didn’t think anyone would be able to do it, but I was blessed to be proven wrong.

If you live in Statesboro, GA, I highly recommend both this salon and my salonist.
The salon is 67 Styles, and they’re rated as the best in the area.
It’s a Paul Mitchell focus salon and spa.
My salonist’s name is Alyssa Gray, and she’s a master cosmetologist.
They have a website with the domain name 67styles.

If you go, ask for Alyssa, and tell her Daniel sent you. :)

2 months ago with 3 notes
#67 styles #Paul Mitchell #salons #hair #fashion #myftm



OH SHIT THAT REMINDS ME

I NEVER POSTED PICS OF WHEN I GOT MY HAIR DONE A MONTH AGO

2 months ago with 2 notes
#Myftm



Lookin like a super douche

2 months ago with 3 notes
#Fashion #myftm



death-by-lulz:

I’m so done. A girl drove a barbie jeep to school today
she even parked it y’all

death-by-lulz:

I’m so done. A girl drove a barbie jeep to school today

she even parked it y’all

2 months ago with 158064 notes — via paintedfortheblind, © soyzilla
#LMAO



abcnewsofficial:

COME ON YALL, LETS GETS SICKENING!!!!

abcnewsofficial:

COME ON YALL, LETS GETS SICKENING!!!!

2 months ago with 28412 notes — via paintedfortheblind, © ro3ja
#OMG #OMGGGGG #LOL